So I got woken up last night by Derek’s hand smacking me in the back and him flailing up in bed and just sitting there. Now this isn’t anything new with Derek as he has been known to talk in sleep and do other weird things on numerous occasions. I knew he was dreaming but I thought I would ask anyway….
Me: Ummm, what are you doing?
Derek: I’m calculating business expenses!
Me: Oh, okay….you should lay back down.
As I thought about it a little bit more, I couldn’t help but laugh, even in my groggy, sleep deprived state. I thought maybe he would say he was fighting off gang members or doing some of this:
Which by the way is still pretty insane!
Nope, my man was doing accounting calculations. Hmmm…maybe if accounting excited me as much as it does Derek I wouldn’t have ended up taking it twice in college…
2 comments:
Hilarious. Maybe you could whisper things to him and get him to cure cancer or something in his sleep.
His Dad does things like that too! One night he bolted upright in bed and hopped/bounced off the end of the bed yelling the clutch won't work, the clutch won't work. The worst part was he took the covers with him... now that's up in the unforgivable range!
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